Atp Aficionado Gifts

Pete Sampras

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

First Prize!

Pole Vault Rules

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"You call this ice?"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'