Putting Aficionado Gifts

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Golfing Boss

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Satya Nutella

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Pete Sampras

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."