
Be my valentine
Searching for the perfect token for someone preparing to ask a special someone out? Our collection features witty and thoughtful gifts that add humor and charm to life's big moments, making the act of asking out memorable.
Be my valentine
Darlene, would you like to have lunch with me? Darlene. Lunch. Noon. Sandwiches. Lemonade. Be there. Hi, Darlene. Say, you've got to eat. I've got to eat. We have a lot in common. Stop rehearsing and get back to work. You wouldn't want to go out with me ... would you?
Darlene! Wanna have lunch sometime? I'm having lunch now. I meant with me. Rudy
'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'
"well, there's this girl...and I want to ask her out."
Social butterfly
"This place has the best happy hour."
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
What Guys Say and What They Mean,
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
Professional woman in pub
"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."
'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'
If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....
"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."
'Here's how you'll know for sure. Does he always get dreamy and say it, like 'I l-o-o-o-v-e you,' - or is it just a tossed-off, 'Love ya!?'
'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'
'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'
'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'
"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"
"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."
'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'
"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."
'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'
'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'
"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."
'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."
Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to
'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'
'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'
'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'
'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'
"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."
'Face it, Tharg, girls just don't want to be abducted any more.'
Warbling on the First Date
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