Asking Someone Out T-Shirts

Be my valentine

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"well, there's this girl...and I want to ask her out."

Social butterfly

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Professional woman in pub

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Here's how you'll know for sure. Does he always get dreamy and say it, like 'I l-o-o-o-v-e you,' - or is it just a tossed-off, 'Love ya!?'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

"Let's go clubbing."

Warbling on the First Date

'Face it, Tharg, girls just don't want to be abducted any more.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.