Relationship Seeking T-Shirts

'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Pyjama party

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

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'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Romantic Coffee Dates

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

'You have a friend request.'

'Golf is Life (his).'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"I had forgotten you were funny."

Valentines Kiss

"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"

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"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

"It helps."

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

'He kept winking at one of the bridesmaids.'

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."