Ash Enthusiast Gifts

Volcano and plane

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

First Word

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Macho man body building club.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"I totally meant to do that."

'That holds the ashes of my former business partner. He was always looking for ways to downsize.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Internet Name Tags.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'