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Volcano and plane

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

First Word

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Peace on Earth

Macho man body building club.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

No Double Parking

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

"I'd like to make a return."

"I totally meant to do that."

'That holds the ashes of my former business partner. He was always looking for ways to downsize.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

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