Ashes Enthusiast Gifts

'You've got some cheek. Your middle order collapsed years ago.'

England And The Ashes

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'...I don't like your chances!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Drunk Barber

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'