Ash Enthusiasts Gifts

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Donald Glover

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

No Double Parking

How Gary got his groove back.

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Ark under giant brolly.

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'