Ashes To Fandom Gifts

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'...I don't like your chances!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Slalom

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Any luck"

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

Cat.

Dog & Cat Friends.

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

'I hate Mondays.'

"She's possessed by the devil!"