Ashes To Fandom Pillows

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'...I don't like your chances!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Slalom

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

England And The Ashes

"Any luck"

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

Cat.

Dog & Cat Friends.

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

'I hate Mondays.'

"She's possessed by the devil!"

Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.