Ashes Aficionado Pillows

Ricky Ponting

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

Bobbies library of jeans

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Western Outfitters.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

First Prize!

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

The Brazilian Blow dry

Pole Vault Rules

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."