Abs Aficionado Pillows

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

"Salad and grilled chicken for 2 months, no alcohol, gym 6 nights a week, and I've finally got a set of abs. . . er. . . now what?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

First Prize!

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Multitasking executive dog

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

A skier and a paraglider

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.