Ashes Aficionado Prints

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Bobbies library of jeans

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Abacus.

Fox hunting.