Artistic Turkeys Gifts

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Holiday Overkill.

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

God perfects his turkey design.