Turkey draws picture of a human.
Artistic Turkeys Mugs
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"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."
"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
'We can always cook it one half at a time.'
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."
Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Never say you're stuffed!"
"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
'Now, all I need is a bird.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.
Turkey Dinner and gravity
Mock Apple Pie Recipe
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
Holiday Overkill.
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
God perfects his turkey design.
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
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