Turkey Roasters Mugs

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

God perfects his turkey design.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

Christmas escape plan

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

See? Just trace your feathers like this, and you've drawn a person!

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."

'My Christmas bonus.'

Stuffing? You do know where that's been, right, Bob?

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"