They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!
Turkey Roasters Pillows
Bring cozy humor to the home! Our turkey roaster pillows make delightful gifts that add personality and comfort to any kitchen or living space.
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
Turkey Dinner and gravity
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
God perfects his turkey design.
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Christmas escape plan
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
See? Just trace your feathers like this, and you've drawn a person!
'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'
"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."
'My Christmas bonus.'
Stuffing? You do know where that's been, right, Bob?
'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'
Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.
"That's him office...the peeping tom!"
Turkey Roasters Pillows Collection
Turkey Roasters Mugs
Explore our collection of turkey roaster humor on mugs—perfect for brightening up breakfast or adding fun to your kitchen routine.
Turkey Roasters Prints
Decorate your space with our witty turkey roaster prints—celebrating the joy of cooking and holiday feasts with a humorous twist.
Turkey Roasters T-Shirts
Find humorous and stylish turkey roaster-inspired t-shirts that let the chef or foodie in your life wear their passion with pride.