Artisan Comedy Gifts

Small-Batch Banking

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"The Eggsorcist"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."