Art Comedian Gifts

'You paint abstract, why do I need to be nude?'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Fishing from the Pier

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"The last doggy bag."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I never forget a face.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Pull my finger.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Thinking about TV.

'You're messing with my head.'