Artificial Limbs Gifts

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

An early space launch attempt.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.'

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

Lazy Bones

'People soup again?'

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Get names!"

X-ray of body shows skull.

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

'She's not 'pushing 40' - she's 'dragging' it!'

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Radiology: 'Numbskull of the month' award.

'Melvin!'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'