Artificial Limb Interest Gifts

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

The Reaper family on Holidays

Supermodel's Day Out.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'Hello, 911?'

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Skeleton playing the violin

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

Grim Reaper fishing in a boat. He has caught a fish skeleton.

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

Call of the Domesticated.

At the Museum

"Hey, this is expired... oh, right."