Artificial Limb Interest Gifts

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Skeleton Builder.

The Reaper family on Holidays

Supermodel's Day Out.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'Hello, 911?'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Skeleton playing the violin

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."

Grim Reaper fishing in a boat. He has caught a fish skeleton.

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

Call of the Domesticated.

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

At the Museum

"Hey, this is expired... oh, right."