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'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

An early space launch attempt.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.'

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

Lazy Bones

'People soup again?'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Get names!"

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'She's not 'pushing 40' - she's 'dragging' it!'

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

'Melvin!'

Radiology: 'Numbskull of the month' award.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'