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"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Dog in Daisys

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mad about Roses!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gardening#2

Hardy Annuals

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Say it with flowers

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'