Artificial Flower Aficionado T-Shirts

A confused bee flies around artificial flowers.

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

Dog in Daisys

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Hardy Annuals

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening#2

'That plant food really works!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Romance