Artificial Garden Lover T-Shirts

"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Domestic Cats.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"Can't you do anything to hurry him up?"