Artificial Insemination Gifts

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Are we there yet?"

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

IVF Slut

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

IVF

A stand of Mother's Day greeting cards for different types of mothers

'Wally - guess what? You can stop worrying about getting me pregnant...'

Test-tube baby

IVF Slut

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

'Neo-extended family'

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

"Will you be our surrogate?"

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

IVF Clinic bed - 'And here we have the basis of our revolutionary new technique.'

"How much were you thinking of spending?"

Mother's Day In The Future

"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."