"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."
Animal Reproduction Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the fascinating and often funny side of animal reproduction? Our collection features clever designs and charming products that highlight wildlife biology with a playful twist. Whether for a nature enthusiast, a biology student, or someone who appreciates the quirky side of nature, these gifts bring a smile and a bit of wit to any occasion. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase the humorous, surprising, and intriguing aspects of how animals reproduce.
City Zoo: Day Care
"Tell me about this fear of couches."
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
Skipping Horse
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"
A crowd of happy pet owners.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"Actually, make that a double cream."
'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'
'Hmph. College kids.'
"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."
'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
'Do you think we can cuddle?'
"Why do they do that?"
"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."
'Ahhh...'
Life is for the birds.
Mardi Gras
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Seagiraffes
Cat woman shopping for cats.
'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"Cat box"
Animal Reproduction Gifts Collection
Animal Reproduction Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the humorous side of animal reproduction—perfect for wildlife lovers and science enthusiasts to enjoy their coffee or tea.
Animal Reproduction Pillows
Brighten your living space with our animal reproduction pillows, combining comfort and a clever take on wildlife reproductive habits.
Animal Reproduction Prints
Add a touch of wildlife humor to your home with our animal reproduction prints—ideal for nature lovers with a sense of fun and curiosity.
Animal Reproduction T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to express your wildlife interests? Check out our animal reproduction t-shirts for humorous and insightful designs that stand out.