Conception Via Ivf Gifts

The fetal position for adults who were test tube babies.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

IVF assessment centre.

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Science and mothers day

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

"I was going to freeze my eggs but it was cheaper to freeze Norman."