Conception Via Ivf T-Shirts

The fetal position for adults who were test tube babies.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

IVF assessment centre.

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Science and mothers day

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

IVF Slut

"Dr. Graham, we would like s'more Children."

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.