Ivf Treatment T-Shirts

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Center.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

Science and mothers day

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

Nurse at RedFox fertility Clinic is about to touch a computer when it says: Don't Touch Me - I Have a Headache!

"I was going to freeze my eggs but it was cheaper to freeze Norman."

Test-tube baby

"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"