Ivf Treatment Mugs

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Center.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

IVF Slut

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

"I was going to freeze my eggs but it was cheaper to freeze Norman."

IVF

Nurse at RedFox fertility Clinic is about to touch a computer when it says: Don't Touch Me - I Have a Headache!