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IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

Science and mothers day

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

"I was going to freeze my eggs but it was cheaper to freeze Norman."

Test-tube baby

"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"

Nurse at RedFox fertility Clinic is about to touch a computer when it says: Don't Touch Me - I Have a Headache!

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

'Yours is a very rare case.'