Successful Ivf Treatment Mugs

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Science and mothers day

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

IVF Slut

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

IVF Slut

"I was going to freeze my eggs but it was cheaper to freeze Norman."

"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"

IVF

Nurse at RedFox fertility Clinic is about to touch a computer when it says: Don't Touch Me - I Have a Headache!

Test-tube baby

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'