Ivf Process T-Shirts

'I think the fertility drug is starting to work but I'm still not pregnant.'

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

Science and mothers day

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

IVF Slut

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients