Seeking Surrogacy Gifts

'We had trouble finding a surrogate mother.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"They look so young and helpless."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Fleeing Kabul

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"So! When's the big day?"

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Daisy Diaper Service

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Baby Footballer

Ginger hair

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Womb for Kids

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"