Surrogacy Gifts

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

Test tube Stork

'Neo-extended family'

"Will you be our surrogate?"

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

A stand of Mother's Day greeting cards for different types of mothers

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Surrogacy

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

In the DNA Kitchen

"They look so young and helpless."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"So! When's the big day?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

Daisy Diaper Service

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

Olga's Biological Clocks.