Surrogacy Journey Gifts

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Hold it!'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Obstetrics.

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'How far along are you?'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"

Mother Love is Without Logic

Surrogate patchwork mom

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

A stand of Mother's Day greeting cards for different types of mothers

IVF

Test-tube baby