Artificial Aesthetic Seeker T-Shirts

"All done - now I can go out..."

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Mr Metrosexual.

ThrEschers.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Books / Coffee table books

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Oscar Wilde

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

La Dame aux Camelias

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Metaphors.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'