Art Exhibition Open Night Gifts

'I only drink at Private Views...'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Instant art

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

A Science and Art Conversation.

Rodins rotten juggler

"Who's the artist?"