Art Curator Of Their Own Life Gifts

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Sun Flower.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'