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"The are nice etchings, aren't they?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Wagging Dog

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Needs to get a life"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Cock A Doodle

Slinky Cow World

Creation of Red Wine

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Moulting"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."