Art Collector At Heart Mugs

"The are nice etchings, aren't they?"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Use your imagination.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Needs to get a life"

Wagging Dog

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's an Eyesaur."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Slinky Cow World

Cock A Doodle

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Creation of Red Wine

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"He's an abstract artist."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Art Gallery.

"Whose the new guy?"