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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"Caricatures $20"

Art Gallery.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

"He's an abstract artist."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Mouse returns home from work.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"