Arrow Dodger Pillows

Lucky Break

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Where does it hurt?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

Why men hate shopping.

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

'He doesn't like getting his hair wet.'

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

'They're only playing, Sid - Hunting season doesn't start for another two weeks!'

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'