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Lucky Break

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Where does it hurt?'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Why men hate shopping.

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

'He doesn't like getting his hair wet.'

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

'They're only playing, Sid - Hunting season doesn't start for another two weeks!'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'