Aroma Analyst T-Shirts

'This wine has a 'cheeky' little aroma, Bruce... Unlike that city-slicker's larger!'

'By god that man stinks!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."