Aroma Detective T-Shirts

'Mmm, are you cooking or ironing.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

Nostrildamus.

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."