Aroma Detective T-Shirts

'Mmm, are you cooking or ironing.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Nostrildamus.

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."