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'An unpleasant customer will come to see you? Well, remember that there are three good buddies who can help you: garlic, onions and beans.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

Nostrildamus.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'