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Cody tentatively tested the power of his pheromones in an office environment.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

'Interactive TV news.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Nostrildamus.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."