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Prescription Air Fresheners

"How do you expect the aroma-therapy to work on my anxiety, if..."

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

Nostrildamus.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Essential Motor Oils

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."